Pension Plans Go Cyberpunk: A Hilarious Twist on Cybersecurity and Financial Services

Welcome to the cyberpunk era of pension plans! The OSFI warns of mounting Pension Plan Cybersecurity Risks, but the ACPM fears their real-time reporting solution might be a fire-fighting gasoline. It’s a plot twist in the pension-verse; could the cure be worse than the cyber-threats? Buckle up – it’s about to get cyber-bumpy!

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Just when you thought pension plans were the sleepiest of financial services, they're getting a cyberpunk makeover! The Office of the Superintendent of Financial Institutions (OSFI) is sounding the alarm about cybersecurity risks for federally regulated pension plans. But wait, there's a plot twist! The Association of Canadian Pension Management (ACPM) is cautioning against the proposed real-time reporting framework, arguing it could be like fighting fire with gasoline. Let's buckle up, folks; it's about to get bumpy in the pension-verse!

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