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Patch Tuesday Panic: Microsoft Mends 60 Menaces, Hyper-V Horror Highlighted!
Beware, tech aficionados! Microsoft’s March 2024 Patch Tuesday is like a digital health check-up, squashing 60 pesky bugs, with a spotlight on two critical flaws. No zero-days, but keep an eye on those remote execution rascals!

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It's that time of the month again when Microsoft showers us with their Patch Tuesday love notes, and don't we all just adore the suspense of wondering if our systems will be wooed or walloped? Eighteen remote code execution flirtations, a couple of critical sweet nothings, and a whole lot of privilege escalation promises – it's like Valentine's Day for vulnerabilities!