Patch Palooza: Microsoft’s Massive Fix for 157 Flaws – Timing is Everything!

In a digital world where “perfect timing” is usually about catching the latest meme wave, Microsoft says it’s required to exploit their DNS Server Service vulnerabilities. Meanwhile, Microsoft Edge is living on the edge with seven new Chromium vulnerabilities, three of which are critical—but, hey, at least they’re not “critical-ical,” right?

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Okay folks, it's time to buckle up and roll out the red carpet because Microsoft is throwing a patch party and everyone's invited! We've got a whopping 157 vulnerabilities on the guest list, with a spicy side of Chromium issues just to keep Edge on its toes. But don't pop the champagne just yet—only three of these electronic party crashers are critical. And as for CVE-2024-26234, that one's the life of the party, already exploited and disclosed like a true rebel. So, grab your update tools and let's get patching before any more uninvited vulnerabilities decide to crash this digital shindig!

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