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Patch Now or Get Hacked: Urgent Alert for 45,000 Jenkins Servers Facing High-Severity Bug Threat
Jenkins in Jeopardy: 45,000 Servers at Risk of Remote Code Run Rampage! Patch pronto or prepare for a pandemonium of pilfered processes. 🚨

Hot Take:
Nothing quite says "Come at me, bro!" like tens of thousands of vulnerable Jenkins servers doing the cybersecurity equivalent of leaving their digital front doors wide open. With the new high-severity bug (CVE-2024-23897, for those who fancy a good alphanumeric scare), it's like throwing a hacker house party and forgetting to check the guest list. Patch, people, patch!