Outdated SQL Servers & Meta’s AI Diet: Navigating the Cybersecurity Food Chain

In the digital fridge of IT, 20% of SQL Servers are the expired milk no one’s sniffing, while Meta’s AI diet gets EU restrictions. Feast on these tales of tech nourishment and neglect! #TechHygiene

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When Meta's AI and SQL Server's end-of-life support stories collide, it's not just tech gossip—it's a buffet of digital dilemmas. But hey, unlike expired milk, outdated databases don't stink up the joint, making it easier for everyone to ignore the cyber-whiff of danger. And as for AI, it's like a picky eater at a global feast—how will it fare without a taste of European data seasoning? Time to spice up the cyber kitchen with some food-safety-style regulations before we all end up with a bad case of data poisoning!

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