Oracle’s Cloud Catastrophe: From Denials to Data Breach Drama

Oracle’s cloud has been cracked, with hackers claiming to have filched six million records. Oracle initially denied any breach, but their denials are now as useful as a chocolate teapot. Customers report being quietly briefed about the data theft, while Oracle faces potential lawsuits. It’s a classic case of breach, deny, deflect, repeat.

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Hot Take:

Oracle’s cloud has more holes than Swiss cheese, and their denial game is as outdated as their unpatched servers. Maybe they should consider renaming themselves “Denial-as-a-Service”?

Key Points:

  • Oracle initially denied a cyberattack on its cloud service, only to later admit it.
  • The data breach involved sensitive information from two login servers and affected thousands of organizations.
  • The breach was attributed to an unpatched vulnerability in Oracle Access Manager.
  • CrowdStrike and the FBI are involved in investigating this digital debacle.
  • Oracle might face legal consequences, including potential fines under GDPR and HIPAA.

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