Nvidia Chip Heist: Four Charged in Hilariously Misguided Smuggling Plot to China
Four individuals have been charged with plotting to funnel Nvidia AI chips into China using shell firms and fake invoices. The defendants allegedly pocketed $3.89 million while dodging US export controls. Despite their efforts, some shipments were intercepted, proving once again that sneaky exports are no match for nosy prosecutors.

Hot Take:
Ah, the age-old tale of trying to smuggle high-tech goodies past Uncle Sam! These folks tried their hand at a covert operation, but it seems like their plot to funnel Nvidia’s AI chips to China has short-circuited faster than you can say “export controls!” Who knew that what was supposed to be a house-selling business was actually a GPU-funneling front? Maybe they should’ve stuck to real estate…
Key Points:
– Four individuals charged with illegally exporting Nvidia GPUs to China.
– Allegedly used shell companies and fake documents to bypass export controls.
– Two successful shipments of Nvidia A100 GPUs were made; two attempts were foiled.
– Scheme involved $3.89 million in wire transfers from China.
– Defendants face up to 20 years in prison for conspiracy and export-control violations.
