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North Korean Hackers Strike Again: Bybit’s $1.5 Billion Crypto Heist Unraveled
The Bybit cryptocurrency heist, involving the theft of 400,000 Ethereum, has been linked to North Korean hackers, particularly the infamous Lazarus group. With $1.5 billion at stake, Bybit’s “recovery bug bounty program” offers a reward for assistance. Meanwhile, the funds are being laundered with the finesse of a magician making an elephant disappear.

Hot Take:
Looks like North Korean hackers are really stepping up their crypto game. Forget about bank heists; it’s all about digital heists now. Who needs physical vaults when you can just hack your way into a billion-dollar Ethereum stash? Bybit should start offering “Get Hacked” insurance for their cold wallets!
Key Points:
- Bybit cryptocurrency exchange hit by a massive heist, with 400,000 Ethereum stolen.
- Hackers linked to North Korea’s notorious Lazarus group.
- Attack involved manipulating the user interface and altering smart contract logic.
- Bybit has launched a recovery bounty program and recovered $43 million so far.
- Stolen funds are being laundered through various decentralized and centralized exchanges.