North Korean Crypto Heists Surge: $1.34 Billion Stolen in 2024 – A Comedy of Errors in Cybersecurity

North Korean hackers have turned cryptocurrency theft into a blockbuster success, swiping $1.34 billion in 2024 alone, according to Chainalysis. That’s enough cyber cash to make even the greediest pirate blush! With 47 cyberattacks under their belts, these hackers are the James Bonds of crypto heists. Watch out, fintech world!

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That’s a lot of crypto for one country to be hoarding! North Korea seems to have taken a page out of the “How to Win Friends and Influence People” book by Dale Carnegie… oh wait, wrong book. They’re actually flipping through “How to Win Funds and Influence Cryptocurrency Markets” with their record-breaking $1.34 billion haul. Someone should check if they’re also taking online courses on “Blockchain Banditry 101.”

Key Points:

  • North Korean hackers stole $1.34 billion worth of cryptocurrency in 2024.
  • This represents 61% of the total crypto thefts for the year.
  • The number of cyberattacks increased year-over-year by 21%.
  • DeFi platforms were the most affected, followed by centralized services.
  • Private key compromises accounted for 44% of the losses.

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