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Nobelium Strikes Again: Russian Hackers Infiltrate Microsoft’s Inner Circle
Crack the code, win a prize? Not quite. Nobelium, the cyber-specter behind the SolarWinds saga, took a digital dive into Microsoft’s emails, hunting for… themselves? It’s cyber-inception at its finest, folks, with Microsoft’s top brass and security squad in the phishing net. Cue the law enforcement cavalry! #MidnightBlizzardEmailHeist

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Oh, the irony! Microsoft, the digital knight in silicon armor, finds itself on the receiving end of a cyber jousting lance, courtesy of Nobelium's password-spraying shenanigans. And not just any part of the castle but the royal chambers where the cybersecurity and legal lords and ladies dwell! It's like the locksmith getting locked out of his own shop. But fear not, for the breach hath not spilled over to the customer's courtyard, or so the town crier proclaims.