New Relic’s Cybersecurity Mystery: Where Silence is Not Golden – A Tale of Suspense, Cryptic Clues, and Unanswered Questions

New Relic’s response to their recent security incident has been more cryptic than a murder mystery dinner party. With a distinct lack of information, customers are left clutching their pumpkin spice lattes, contemplating whether they’re at risk, and wondering if New Relic’s next vague update will be as enlightening as a fortune cookie.

Published: Added: November 22, 2023 at 10:10 pmAssembled by: J J
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Hot Take:

So, New Relic has encountered a "cyber something" and their response seems to be straight out of a suspense thriller - keep their customers in the dark and feed them... well, nothing. It's like being invited to a masquerade ball, but no one tells you the theme. So, you're left there, holding your pumpkin spice latte, and wondering whether you should dress up as a unicorn or a zombie. Or maybe just sit tight and wait for the next vague email. Yeah, that sounds like a plan.

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