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Network Monitoring: The Comedy of Keeping Threats at Bay
Join Xavier Mertens at the Internet Storm Center for Network Monitoring and Threat Detection In-Depth. This class in Baltimore from March 3-8, 2025, is your ticket to mastering the art of spotting cyber threats. Don’t miss out—unless you enjoy being blissfully unaware of online mayhem!

Hot Take:
In a world where the biggest threat used to be spilling your coffee on your keyboard, we now have a ‘Threat Level: Green.’ It’s like the DEFCON 5 of the cybersecurity universe, where the most dangerous thing happening is probably an intern accidentally sending a meme to the entire company. Let’s relax and enjoy this brief moment of digital peace before the next cyber storm hits!
Key Points:
- Internet Storm Center reports a “Threat Level: Green,” indicating low cybersecurity threats.
- Upcoming class on Network Monitoring and Threat Detection in March 2025.
- ISC Stormcast podcast available for January 28th, 2025.
- The Internet Storm Center offers a variety of resources, including threat feeds and infosec tools.
- API access available for developers interested in cybersecurity data.