Network Monitoring Mastery: Outsmart Cyber Threats with a Dash of Humor!
Need a break from cat videos? Dive into the Internet Storm Center’s world of network monitoring and threat detection. Our online class from December 15-20, 2025, promises more excitement than discovering your WiFi is named “FBI Surveillance Van.” Don’t miss out on making cybersecurity as thrilling as a spy thriller!

Hot Take:
Who knew the Internet Storm Center was more than just a digital weather forecast? As we dive into the green zone of cyber threats, it seems like the calm before the storm—or perhaps just a typical Monday. With Xavier Mertens on duty, who needs a superhero? He’s out here saving the world one cyber threat at a time. And for the rest of us, it’s time to sit back, relax, and sip on some virtual coffee while we enjoy this cyber-safe lullaby.
Key Points:
- Current threat level: Green. Yes, you can breathe.
- Xavier Mertens is your handler on duty—think of him as the cyber Gandalf.
- Upcoming online class on Network Monitoring and Threat Detection from December 15-20, 2025.
- Diaries, podcasts, and a plethora of geeky goodness await on the ISC website.
- API available for developers to geek out with Internet Storm Center data.
