NCA vs. FBI: The UK’s Crime-Fighting Comedy Showdown!
The UK’s National Crime Agency (NCA) finds itself in a bit of a pickle after a think tank claimed the FBI is nearly three times more effective. However, the NCA is quick to point out that comparing arrest figures is like comparing apples to oranges—or perhaps more aptly, crumpets to bagels.

Hot Take:
The UK’s National Crime Agency (NCA) is basically trying to explain to a think tank that comparing them to the FBI is like comparing apples to oranges—if the apples were actually grapefruits and the oranges were mutant bananas. Sure, the think tank used some “crude” arithmetic to suggest that the NCA could be nabbing more bad guys, but this feels a bit like saying a goldfish should swim like a shark. The NCA is quick to point out that not all crime-fighting metrics are made equal, and their job is wildly different from their American cousins. But in this battle of the agencies, the NCA is sticking to its guns, or should I say, its teacups? Because this is the UK, after all.
Key Points:
– The UK’s NCA is compared unfavorably to the FBI in effectiveness by a think tank.
– The think tank’s comparison was based on arrest figures, which the NCA calls a “crude” method.
– The NCA and FBI have different remits; the FBI handles more varied crimes including counter-terrorism.
– The UK’s approach to serious organized crime (SOC) is critiqued for lacking investment and strategy.
– The NCA claims to be making an impact despite the complex and evolving nature of SOC.