Monitoring Mayhem: When the Application Performance Watchdog Needs its Own Watchdog!

In a sharp twist of irony, New Relic, the application performance monitor, is in need of its own performance monitoring after a cybersecurity incident. The company, now under the magnifying glass, has enlisted third-party experts to untangle the mystery. However, the “New Relic Cybersecurity Incident” is still shrouded in secrecy, with customers eagerly watching for smoke signals.

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Oh, the irony! New Relic, the company that helps you monitor your application's performance, is now needing some serious performance monitoring itself after a recent cybersecurity incident. It's like your personal trainer getting winded while showing you how to do lunges. The company is going all Sherlock Holmes on it, bringing in third-party experts and everything. But for now, mum's the word on the details. If you're a customer, and you don't hear anything, no need to panic - just go about your business while keeping an eye on your account for any suspicious activity. It's like that scene in a thriller movie where everything seems calm, but you know something's about to go down.

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