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MongoDB Mayhem: Mongoose Vulnerabilities Open Door to Node.js Hijinks
Mongoose vulnerabilities in MongoDB could let attackers achieve remote code execution. The first flaw, CVE-2024-53900, allows RCE via the $where value, while the second, CVE-2025-23061, bypasses its patch. Cybersecurity platform OPSWAT advises updating to Mongoose version 8.9.5 or later for complete protection.

Hot Take:
When it comes to creating art out of chaos, cybercriminals are the Michelangelo of the digital world, and this time they’ve used Mongoose as their canvas. With vulnerabilities that let attackers play God with Node.js, it’s like giving a teenager the keys to a Lamborghini and a gallon of energy drinks—what could possibly go wrong? The good news is, there’s a patch for that; the bad news? It’s like putting a Band-Aid on a leaky dam. So, folks, buckle up and update, because this ride is getting bumpy!
Key Points:
– Two critical vulnerabilities in Mongoose could allow remote code execution (RCE) on Node.js.
– The flaws are tracked as CVE-2024-53900 and CVE-2025-23061.
– The $where operator in MongoDB can be exploited for malicious code execution.
– Initial patches were bypassed by nesting $where under $or operator.
– Users are advised to update Mongoose to version 8.9.5 or later for complete protection.