Migrant DNA Collection: A Dystopian Leap into Genetic Surveillance

The United States is collecting DNA from migrant children as young as four, storing their genetic data in a criminal database. While intended to assess potential dangers and solve future crimes, critics argue it’s genetic surveillance gone wild. What’s next? Swabbing toddlers for stealing cookies from the jar?

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Who would’ve thought that the U.S. government would take a page out of the sci-fi playbook and start their own version of “CSI: Immigration Edition”? What’s next, DNA swabs for jaywalking? Just imagine the team discussions at CBP: “Catch that toddler, he might be plotting a juice box heist!”

Key Points:

  • DNA collection from 133,000 migrant children, including a 4-year-old, has been added to a national criminal database.
  • DNA collection for migrants began under a rule change in 2020, facilitating mass data collection.
  • Privacy advocates are concerned about indefinite storage and potential misuse of DNA data.
  • Government defends the practice as necessary for future crime prevention.
  • Experts criticize the expansion of genetic surveillance under the guise of immigration enforcement.

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