Microsoft’s Security Slip-Ups: Storm-0558 Breach Sparks CSRB Critique & Call for Corporate Culture Overhaul

Ducking behind a firewall of excuses, Microsoft got a cyber-spanking for its “cascade of avoidable errors” that let Storm-0558 snoop through 22 companies. The CSRB’s report? A homework assignment on basic security, served with a side of “I told you so.”

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Oh, Microsoft, you're like that one friend who's great at organizing parties but can't seem to keep their own house keys in order. When nation-state hackers are having a field day with your security missteps, maybe it's time to rethink where you're stashing those digital valuables. The Cyber Safety Review Board just called out your 'Home Alone' style of security – and not in a charming, Macaulay Culkin way.

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