Microsoft’s Patch-tastrophe: Emergency Updates to Fix August’s Reset Woes!

Microsoft’s August Patch Tuesday left some PCs as confused as a cat with two tails. The update caused reset and recovery issues, prompting an urgent, out-of-band update. If you haven’t installed the security updates yet, take Microsoft’s advice and skip straight to the emergency update—because nobody likes their PC having a midlife crisis.

Pro Dashboard

Hot Take:

Microsoft: “Oops, we did it again!” The tech giant has once more graced us with an emergency update for Windows, proving that even the best of us have a tendency to hit “send” before proofreading. This time, the “Oops” moment came after discovering that their August Patch Tuesday updates could turn the simple act of resetting your PC into a potential Olympic sport. So, if you haven’t updated yet, consider yourself lucky and head straight for the emergency fix. In the world of Microsoft, a patch for the patch isn’t just an update—it’s an adventure in IT resilience!

Key Points:

– Microsoft has issued an emergency out-of-band update after glitches with August’s Patch Tuesday.
– The update mishaps could lead to failures in resetting or recovering Windows devices.
– Affected processes include “Reset my PC” and “RemoteWipe CSP.”
– Emergency updates have been rolled out for various Windows versions including 11 and 10.
– The original security update in August fixed over 100 CVEs, including a zero-day vulnerability.

Membership Required

 You must be a member to access this content.

View Membership Levels
Already a member? Log in here
The Nimble Nerd
Confessional Booth of Our Digital Sins

Okay, deep breath, let's get this over with. In the grand act of digital self-sabotage, we've littered this site with cookies. Yep, we did that. Why? So your highness can have a 'premium' experience or whatever. These traitorous cookies hide in your browser, eagerly waiting to welcome you back like a guilty dog that's just chewed your favorite shoe. And, if that's not enough, they also tattle on which parts of our sad little corner of the web you obsess over. Feels dirty, doesn't it?