Microsoft’s Patch Parade: 80 Bugs Squashed, But Privilege Escalation Leads the Charge!

Microsoft has patched 80 security flaws, including a publicly known vulnerability, CVE-2025-55234, in Windows SMB. This update reveals that almost half of the bugs are privilege escalation issues. So, if your computer’s feeling a bit too elevated, it might be time for a security patch intervention.

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So, Microsoft dropped 80 patches like they’re hot, and not a single zero-day exploit in sight! It’s like a digital Easter egg hunt, but instead of chocolate, you find privilege escalations and remote code executions. Who knew Patch Tuesday could be this exciting?

Key Points:

  • 80 security flaws patched, with 8 rated as Critical.
  • Highest CVSS: CVE-2025-54914, a critical Azure Networking flaw with a score of 10.0.
  • 38 vulnerabilities are privilege escalation related.
  • Publicly known vulnerability CVE-2025-55234 in Windows SMB addressed.
  • BitLocker vulnerabilities patched, with advice to enable TPM+PIN for enhanced security.

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