Microsoft’s Patch Parade: 57 Security Fixes and 6 Zero-Day Surprises!

Microsoft has released security updates addressing 57 vulnerabilities, including six zero-days being actively exploited. The updates tackle critical issues like remote code execution and privilege escalation. Notably, a vulnerability in the Windows Fast FAT File System Driver is being exploited. Remember, folks, even software needs a little TLC… or maybe just fewer bugs.

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Microsoft’s latest security patch is like a Swiss cheese slice—full of holes and waiting to be devoured by cyber rodents! With six zero-days actively exploited, it’s a high-stakes game of Whac-A-Mole for IT departments everywhere. So, while you’re patching those holes, maybe grab some crackers and enjoy the cheese—if you can find the time!

Key Points:

  • Microsoft patched 57 security vulnerabilities, including six zero-days.
  • Six vulnerabilities are critical, 50 important, and one is low severity.
  • Six actively exploited vulnerabilities include remote code execution and privilege escalation bugs.
  • PipeMagic malware is linked to the use-after-free vulnerability in Win32k driver.
  • ESET credited with discovering one of the zero-days, CVE-2025-24983.

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