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Microsoft’s Mega $2.2 Billion Tech Boost for Malaysia: Expanding Cloud and AI Capabilities
Get ready, Malaysia! Microsoft’s dropping a cool $2.2 billion on cloud and AI goodies, making tech dreams come true. It’s AI-mazing! #MicrosoftMalaysiaMagic

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Looks like Microsoft is taking cloud nine quite literally, floating a cool $2.2 billion over to Malaysia to sprinkle some AI fairy dust and give the country a tech glow-up. And here I thought my new smart toaster was cutting-edge. With all these investments, Satya Nadella is basically the Oprah of AI: "You get a data center! And YOU get a data center! Everybody gets a data center!"