Microsoft’s Makeover: AI-Powered Cybersecurity and a Dash of Comedy!

In a world where Microsoft’s Secure Future Initiative is the new black, Brad Smith is the fashionista leading the charge. With a taste for AI and a mission to overhaul cybersecurity, Smith’s plan is like a lottery ticket for digital safety. May the odds be ever in our favor!

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Microsoft is finally taking a long hard look in the digital mirror and making some changes to its cybersecurity practices. After a year of receiving more shade than a parasol on a sunny day, Microsoft is pushing that AI button like it's going out of fashion. Brad Smith, the Microsoft president who has seemingly never met an AI he didn't like, has announced the Secure Future Initiative (SFI). Here's hoping it's more successful than my own Secure Future Initiative, which largely consists of buying lottery tickets and hoping for the best.

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