Microsoft’s Hilarious Surface Hub Update Fiasco: When Secure Boot Goes Rogue!
In a classic plot twist, Microsoft has released an emergency update to fix startup failures on Surface Hub v1 devices caused by their own previous update. The update KB5060533 had devices seeing Secure Boot Violation errors. While Surface Hub 2S and 3 remain unaffected, v1 devices can now breathe a sigh of relief.
Hot Take:
Microsoft’s Surface Hub v1 devices are acting more like Surface “Stubs” with their failure to launch, but fear not, Redmond’s emergency update cavalry is here to save the day! And, while they’re at it, they’re fixing more bugs than a summer camp counselor with a can of bug spray.
Key Points:
- Surface Hub v1 devices are crashing spectacularly post-June 2025 update.
- Secure Boot Violation errors are causing users to re-evaluate their life choices (or at least their Secure Boot Policy settings).
- Microsoft rolled out an emergency update (KB5063159) to patch things up.
- Surface Hub 2S and 3 are unaffected and presumably sipping margaritas by the pool.
- Microsoft’s June Patch Tuesday was a digital bug-hunt with 66 security flaws squashed.
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