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Microsoft Supercharges Cybersecurity: Free Advanced Logging for All U.S. Federal Agencies After Espionage Alert
In a comedy of errors (and espionage), Microsoft is now offering all U.S. federal agencies free logging upgrades post-China-linked cyber shenanigans. Logs will now have double the memory—like your ex, they’ll remember for 180 days. Hello, cybersecurity glow-up! 🕵️♂️💻🔒 #MicrosoftPurviewAudit
