Microsoft Supercharges Cybersecurity: Free Advanced Logging for All U.S. Federal Agencies After Espionage Alert

In a comedy of errors (and espionage), Microsoft is now offering all U.S. federal agencies free logging upgrades post-China-linked cyber shenanigans. Logs will now have double the memory—like your ex, they’ll remember for 180 days. Hello, cybersecurity glow-up! 🕵️‍♂️💻🔒 #MicrosoftPurviewAudit

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When the cyber spies come a-knocking, Microsoft's rolling out the welcome logs! That's right, all U.S. federal agencies get to play Sherlock Holmes with extended Microsoft Purview Audit logs. Because nothing says "trust us again" like doubling your detective diary days post-breach. Let's just hope the bad guys don't have a calendar and a penchant for 181-day schemes.

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