Microsoft Patch Tuesday: 80 Vulnerabilities Fixed, But It’s No Patchmageddon!

Microsoft Patch Tuesday has arrived, fixing 80 vulnerabilities. One is already being exploited, and five are rated critical. Despite the numbers, it’s considered a “lighter than normal” patch day—like finding out the tornado in your backyard is just a strong breeze. Remember: apply patches wisely, folks!

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Hot Take:

Patch Tuesday is here with 80 new vulnerabilities, and just like a buffet at a questionable restaurant, there’s no shortage of things to worry about. While one vulnerability is already being exploited and five are rated critical, it’s almost like Microsoft is trying to keep us on our toes. Remember, folks, the more patches you have, the more secure you feel, right? Just don’t forget to apply them before your system becomes the hacker’s favorite sandbox!

Key Points:

  • Microsoft released patches for 80 vulnerabilities.
  • One vulnerability, CVE-2025-62215, is already being exploited.
  • Five vulnerabilities are rated as critical, including a GDI+ remote execution vulnerability.
  • No “Patch Now” vulnerabilities, but a timely update is recommended.
  • Patch Tuesday this month is considered “lighter than normal.”

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