Mammoth Windows 11 Update Squashes 150 Bugs: Critical Security Fixes You Can’t Afford to Miss!

Scrambling to patch a swiss cheese OS, Microsoft’s latest Windows 11 update is a digital plaster on 150 security boo-boos. Critical alert: it’s a fix-fest you don’t want to miss! 🛠️💻 #Windows11UpdateComedy

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If you thought your Windows 11 was as secure as Fort Knox, think again. Microsoft just dropped a patch update that's so big it could have its own gravitational pull. With a whopping 150 fixes, including plugging 67 RCE vulnerabilities, it's like they've just put out a cyber fire with a tsunami. And let's not forget the irony of Windows Defender – the digital knight in shining armor – having 'critical' flaws. Time to hit that 'Update' button like it's an arcade game jackpot!

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