Magento Mayhem: Critical Bug Opens Door to Crafty Credit Card Skimmers!

Magento’s checkout cart just got a malicious makeover! Hackers slipped in a backdoor faster than you can say “add to cart,” exploiting a vulnerability now patched. Time to update or risk an uninvited shopping buddy! #MagentoMayhem

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Well, well, Magento, look at you being all popular and stuff—so popular that the bad hackers can't keep their grubby digital fingers off you. A 9.1 on the "I'm in danger" scale, and we're not talking about your average skateboarding scrape; this is full-blown cyber backdoor shenanigans. Cue the e-commerce drama, because it's patching time, or your digital storefront might as well hang a "Rob me, I'm easy!" sign.

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