Lululemon Lures and Cybersecurity Misfires: How Lacework’s $30K Gamble Didn’t Pay Off
Downward dog meets cybersecurity at Lacework’s $300 yoga pants party. But alas, not even Lululemon’s finest could stretch sales figures upward for this tech unicorn in a tight spot. 🧘♂️💻📉 #TechUnicornTroubles
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Move over, Oprah! Lacework's handing out $300 Lululemon gift cards like they're trying to stretch their market share in yoga pants! But when your cybersecurity unicorn ends up in more downward dogs than upticks in customers, maybe it's time to rethink your marketing chakras. It seems Lacework's strategy to 'leggings' their way into clients' hearts (and servers) might have pulled a muscle, proving that sometimes, even the comfiest bribe won't keep you secure in the growth department.
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