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Long Beach Cyber Incident: A Comedic Spin on City’s Unplanned Journey to the Dark Web
Long Beach City’s recent lesson in “Network Security Incident Management” is like changing your car’s oil at rush hour – messy and inconvenient. While emergency services are unscathed, paying utility bills online is a no-go. The question arises, will “a cyber incident” fly with bill collectors?
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Long Beach City is now part of the "Oops! We had a cyber incident" club. They're not celebrating, though. Instead, they're juggling trying to get back to normal and figuring out what went wrong. It's like trying to change the oil in your car while driving on the freeway during rush hour. The good news? Emergency services are unaffected. The bad news? You can't pay your utility bills online, among other things. Now, I wonder if "I couldn't pay because of a cyber incident" will work with the bill collectors?Already a member? Log in here