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London Drugs Battles LockBit: Refuses $25M Ransom Amid Cyber Siege
Facing a digital shakedown, London Drugs stands firm against the $25 million ransom demand by cyber-hooligans. Despite LockBit’s claims, the beloved pharmacy chain won’t cough up the dough or compromise on chuckles. #RansomwareStandoff

Hot Take:
Oh, Canada! Land of the polite and home of the... ransomware-resistant pharmacy chains? London Drugs just gave cyberbullies a maple-flavored middle finger by refusing to cough up the dough after a ransomware ruckus. And LockBit? They're acting like that one kid who keeps threatening to show everyone your embarrassing yearbook photo unless you give them your pudding cup. Spoiler: No pudding cups were exchanged here. 🍮💻