Light Relief in June’s Patch Tuesday: Microsoft’s 49 Fixes, Adobe’s 166, and PHP’s Ransomware Tango

Get ready to giggle like your computer on a caffeine overdose—June’s Patch Tuesday is a cyber-sec hootenanny! Microsoft’s serving up a 49-flaw fiesta, including a critical “wormable” MSMQ and a Wi-Fi driver bug that’s stealthier than a ninja in slippers. Time to patch up or party down with the hackers! 🎉🐛 #PatchTuesdayFiesta

Published: Added: June 11, 2024 at 5:44 pmAssembled by: J J
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Microsoft's Patch Tuesday is less a day of reckoning and more a friendly reminder that, yes, even your Wi-Fi can betray you. Meanwhile, Adobe's playing CVE bingo with 166 numbers on its card, and somewhere, a PHP scribbler is weeping over ransomware. Secure your things, folks, because it's wild out there!

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