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Kremlin-Linked Cyber Heist: HPE Cloud Email Compromised by APT29 Hackers
Crack Kremlin hackers play ‘Cloudy with a Chance of Data Theft’ at HPE, swiping emails like pros. Scooping up secrets since May ’23, these digital ninjas show us the art of the cyber heist. #APT29 #CyberComedy

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Oh no, not the cloud! It seems even the ethers of cyberspace aren't safe from the Kremlin's ghostly grasp. HPE's email was more like 'Help Me Please' when APT29, aka the 'Cyber Bears', decided to go mailbox mining. As if it wasn't enough to have one's emails read by the boss, now there's a bear in the inbox, too. Talk about an un'bear'able breach of privacy!