Kaspersky’s American Goodbye: Free Security Updates as US Shows Antivirus Firm the Door

Say “до свидания” to Kaspersky’s US presence with a parting gift of six months of free updates—because nothing says “farewell” like a security blanket with an expiration date. #KasperskyUSBan

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Looks like Kaspersky's getting the boot-sky out of the US market faster than you can say "cyber-nyet!" And as a goodbye kiss, they're handing out half a year of freebies like a malware Santa Claus. But let's face it, free antivirus updates with an expiration date is like getting a parachute that turns into a backpack halfway down. Buckle up, folks, it's about to get cyber-bumpy!

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