Kansas Courts on Cyber Lockdown: A Hilarious Nightmare in Retrograde

A security incident has sent the Kansas Judicial Branch back to the stone age, swapping online operations for paper and appointments. In a plot twist worthy of a sitcom, it’s typewriters and manila folders for the foreseeable future. Cyber apocalypse or retro chic? You decide!

Published: Added: November 13, 2023 at 9:24 amAssembled by: J J
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So, Kansas courts decided to go retro and ditch the convenience of online operations. Why, you ask? A pesky security incident apparently thought it would be a hoot to turn Kansas Judiciary into a paper-churning, appointment-booking, public access service center. Back to typewriters and manila folders, folks - we're teetering on the edge of a cyber apocalypse!

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