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Join the Calm: Threat Level Green at the Internet Storm Center!
Join Jim Clausing, our Handler on Duty, as he navigates the treacherous waters of network monitoring in Baltimore. With a threat level at a soothing green, it’s the perfect time to dive deep before the digital storm clouds gather. Don’t miss ISC Stormcast on February 25th, 2025, for your cybersecurity weather report!

Hot Take:
Cybersecurity: Because no one wants to find out their toaster is plotting against them. The Internet Storm Center is on the case, making sure your smart devices don’t become evil masterminds in disguise!
Key Points:
- The Internet Storm Center (ISC) maintains a “green” threat level, meaning it’s safe to leave your bunker.
- Jim Clausing is the handler on duty, presumably keeping the cyber wolves at bay.
- The ISC provides a broad range of resources, from podcasts to network monitoring classes.
- Upcoming class on Network Monitoring and Threat Detection in Baltimore, March 2025.
- ISC offers a vast library of tools and research papers for the cybersecurity enthusiast.