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JetBrains TeamCity Alert: Critical Flaws Exposed, Patch Now to Defend Against Hackers!
Dodge the Hack-Attack: JetBrains TeamCity plugs critical flaws faster than you can say “unauthorized access”. Get patching, or get pirated! #CybersecurityCliffhanger

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Imagine leaving your digital front door wide open in a neighborhood where cyber crooks roam free. That's pretty much what having these vulnerabilities in JetBrains TeamCity is like. But hey, at least they're handing out digital deadbolts now, so patch up, folks, or prepare to host some unwanted online parties!