JAXA vs Cyber-Ninjas: The Epic Space and Cybernetic Showdown

In the latest celestial soap opera, JAXA is not just wrestling with unruly rockets, but also a cyber breach! As they investigate power abnormalities in space, they’ve got a digital dilemma on home turf. From rocket failures to cyber-ninjas, it’s not all smooth sailing in JAXA’s cosmos. Here’s to hoping they remember their passwords this time.

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In the latest episode of "As the Universe Turns," Japan's Space Exploration Agency (JAXA) is dealing with more than just failed rocket launches. Now they've got cyber-ninjas infiltrating their system. While JAXA is busy figuring out power abnormalities in their rockets, they've got some digital abnormalities happening on home ground. And no, it's not just someone forgetting their password...again.

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