Japan’s “Ammonite” Discovery Shakes Up Planet 9 Theory: A Cosmic Comedy of Errors

Japan’s National Astronomical Observatory has discovered 2023 KQ 14, a small body beyond Pluto, reigniting the “Planet 9” theory. Dubbed “Ammonite,” its unusual orbit suggests a cosmic dance party in the ancient solar system, raising questions about the existence of a long-lost planetary guest who left without saying goodbye.

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Hot Take:

Japan’s National Astronomical Observatory just dropped a bombshell bigger than Pluto’s inferiority complex! While astronomers are busy star-gazing, the rest of us are still trying to find our car keys. Meanwhile, over in Australia, a billionaire’s political party is having a breach of its own, and it’s about as secure as using “password123” on your bank account. Plus, Grab’s tech team is basically playing musical chairs with its service mesh, and Huawei just can’t be kept down in the smartphone market, sanctions be darned!

Key Points:

– Japan’s National Astronomical Observatory has discovered a new Sednoid object, sparking renewed interest in the “Planet 9” theory.
– Australian political party Trumpet of Patriots suffered a data breach but won’t notify affected individuals due to impracticality.
– Indian carrier Bharti Airtel offers 360 million customers free access to Perplexity AI’s premium plan.
– NEC announced a new submarine cable linking Japan and Singapore, enhancing regional connectivity.
– Huawei has reclaimed its position as China’s top mobile phone manufacturer despite US sanctions.

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