Internet Storm Center: When Cyber Threats Are Milder Than Your Morning Coffee

Join Xavier Mertens at the Internet Storm Center for a laughably easy time with application security. Whether you’re securing web apps or microservices, this Las Vegas class from Sep 22-27, 2025, promises to be more entertaining than a cat video in a cybersecurity meeting.

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Hot Take:

Is it just me, or does the Internet Storm Center sound like it’s gearing up to fight digital hurricanes? While the threat level is green, I’m still picturing a cyber armada on standby with shields up, ready to fend off any sneaky malware trying to sneak into the virtual castle.

Key Points:

– Xavier Mertens is currently the handler on duty at the Internet Storm Center.
– The current threat level is set at green, suggesting a calm yet vigilant state.
– An upcoming class on application security is scheduled in Las Vegas from September 22nd to 27th, 2025.
– The Internet Storm Center provides resources like diaries, podcasts, and data on port activity.
– They offer tools such as DShield Sensor and DNS Looking Glass for cybersecurity enthusiasts.

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