iMessage Mayhem: How Your Crypto Got Pickpocketed by a Text!

Beware: CVE-2025-31200 and CVE-2025-31201 could make your iMessage the ultimate thief. With a 0-click chain reaction, these vulnerabilities steal Secure Enclave keys and crypto while spreading like gossip at a high school reunion. Keep your secrets and wallets safe, or risk becoming the unwitting star of a tech heist comedy.

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Hot Take:

Ah, Apple, where updating your iMessage might just save you more than a few awkward autocorrects—it could save your life savings from a digital heist. These new vulnerabilities have us all questioning how secure our Secure Enclave really is. Time to treat your iPhone like your old Tamagotchi: keep a close eye on it, or it might die—except this time, it’s taking your crypto with it.

Key Points:

  • Two new vulnerabilities, CVE-2025-31200 and CVE-2025-31201, have been disclosed affecting iMessage.
  • These vulnerabilities allow zero-click attacks, meaning the user doesn’t have to do anything to be compromised.
  • Exploits could lead to Secure Enclave Key theft, Remote Code Execution (RCE), and cryptocurrency theft.
  • The issue is wormable, spreading from device to device without user interaction.
  • Apple has not made public comments on these vulnerabilities yet.

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