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HPE Hit by Russian Hackers: Midnight Blizzard Strikes Again in Corporate Espionage Saga
When Cozy Bear isn’t hibernating, they’re hacking! HP Enterprise just spilled the digital beans: they were the latest snack for the Russian-linked cyber-hungry group. Even HP’s cybersecurity pros had their inboxes raided—talk about an inside job! Remember, sharing is caring, unless it’s your email with Midnight Blizzard. 🌨️🐻💻 #HPEHack

Hot Take:
Well, it looks like HP Enterprise got cozy with the wrong crowd—Midnight Blizzard, a.k.a. Cozy Bear. These Russian bears went dumpster diving in HPE's digital trash cans and came out with more than just fish bones. It's the cyber equivalent of a bear raid, only instead of a picnic basket, they were after a digital honey pot filled with emails and SharePoint files. Let's just hope HPE's cybersecurity team isn't hibernating through this one!