Hospital Hacking Havoc Halts with Biden’s New Cybersecurity Funding Fix!

Struggling with cyber sniffles? The Biden administration prescribes multi-factor authentication for US hospitals seeking federal funding—because nothing says “get well soon” like beefed-up digital security. It’s time to turn the tables on ransomware rascals and keep our healthcare hubs healthy!

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Oh, so now the government wants to swipe right on cybersecurity for hospitals? It's about time Uncle Sam set up a cybersecurity Tinder profile for healthcare institutions: "Looking for a secure relationship, must have MFA and hate long walks on the dark web. No ransomware lovers, please." But hey, better late than never, especially when your date could involve rerouting ambulances and rescheduling tonsillectomies!

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