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HMG Healthcare Data Breach: Thousands at Risk as Hackers Swipe Sensitive Info
HMG Healthcare’s summer cyber snafu? Hackers heisted heaps of health info, hurling thousands into identity theft jeopardy. CEO Derek’s damage control? “Fully mitigated”—but the deets? As clear as hospital Jell-O. Stay tuned for updates! #IdentityTheftRisk

Hot Take:
When you're in the health care game, the last thing you want is your patient's data going on a walkabout. HMG Healthcare's cyber oopsie-daisy turned into a full-on "Someone stole our homework!" fiasco. It's like they left the backdoor open and the cyber-burglars had a field day with the family jewels. And by jewels, I mean social security numbers and health deets. It's the digital equivalent of leaving your diary at a bus stop – except the diary has everyone's secrets in it, and the bus is the internet.