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HealthEquity Hack Alert: Sensitive Patient Data Leaked in Supply Chain Cyberattack
HealthEquity hit by cyber heist, joins the ‘My Sensitive Data Got Snatched’ club. Details are hush-hush, but patient info’s in the wind. Cue credit monitoring goodies! #HealthcareCyberattack

Hot Take:
Another day, another healthcare heist! HealthEquity just joined the "We've Been Hacked" club, and they're keeping the juicy details on the down-low. It's like a bad episode of 'Cyber CSI,' where the tech team finds 'anomalous behavior,' but the scriptwriters forgot to fill us in on the ending. Will our personal data ever catch a break, or is it destined to be the damsel in distress in the cyberworld's never-ending drama?