Hackers’ Paradise: Microsoft’s ‘Photographic Memory’ Recall Feature Leaves PCs Wide Open

Get ready to facepalm: Microsoft’s ‘Recall’ feature might as well be a welcome mat for hackers. Satya Nadella’s “photographic memory” for PCs is less memento, more hackers’ free-for-all buffet. Cue security mayhem! 🤦‍♂️🔓#CybersecurityNightmare

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Move over, horror movies, there's a new nightmare in town, and it's called Microsoft's Recall feature! It's like giving your PC a photographic memory and then realizing it can't keep a secret. With hackers potentially turning into digital peeping Toms, we're one step away from our desktops spilling our darkest digital beans. Who needs enemies with features like these?

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