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Hackers’ Paradise: Microsoft Exchange Online Breach Exposes Top US Officials
When Exchange Online met Storm-0558, it was no breezy affair. Over 500 mailboxes ransacked, and Microsoft’s key to security? Well, it turned out to be more ‘copy’ than ‘secure’. Cloud security, folks—it’s no joke, but someone’s still laughing. #CloudSecurityChaos

Hot Take:
Forget about pen testers and ethical hackers; it seems like the real MVPs of cybersecurity are those who remember to rotate their signing keys! Microsoft's Exchange Online might have avoided playing mailbox peekaboo with Chinese hackers if they'd just scheduled a little reminder—'cause, you know, a key from 2016 is about as secure as a diary with a "Keep Out" sticker.