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Hackers Cook Up a Storm: Docker Honeypots Drained for Monero Mining
Sneaky hackers are using the Docker Engine API to spawn Alpine Linux containers and mount attacks, from sneaking in SSH keys to deploying Monero mining minions. Watch out for those Cron jobs—they’re the real party crashers in this cyber shindig. #DockerDeviousness
Hot Take:
It seems cybercriminals have found a new playground in the cloud, and they're behaving like unsupervised toddlers in a sandbox. Instead of building sandcastles, they're constructing elaborate malware condos complete with rootkit wallpaper and Cron job furniture. It's like watching a 'Home Invasion' reality show, but with Docker containers and a lot less charm.