Hacked to the Future: Cyber Chaos Unleashed on Trains, TVs, and Taxpayers! 🚂📺📊
Salt Typhoon hackers breached the US National Guard for nearly a year, proving once again that even the military isn’t safe from cyber snooping. These Chinese state-sponsored cyber ninjas have taken espionage to new heights, leaving us wondering if anything is truly secure. Stay tuned for next week’s installment of “Who’s Hacked Now?”

Hot Take:
In a world where data is as secure as a cat guarding a bowl of milk, today’s cybersecurity news is a rollercoaster of intrigue, espionage, and good old-fashioned hacking. From the great train robbery of 2005 to Google’s epic botnet showdown, we’re left questioning if our digital guardians are more like digital gnomes asleep on the job. And as if the hackers weren’t enough, we have the IRS and ICE planning a bromance over taxpayer data that shakes our faith in privacy like a snow globe. Buckle up, folks, because this digital ride is just getting started!
Key Points:
- Salt Typhoon, a Chinese state-sponsored hacking group, breached the US National Guard’s network for nearly a year.
- Trump administration plans to let ICE access taxpayer data in real-time, raising privacy concerns.
- A 20-year-old vulnerability exposes US trains to potential brake hacking.
- Google is suing the creators of a massive 10-million-device botnet infecting Android-powered TVs.
- Data breaches continue with sensitive adoption-related data exposed on the internet.